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Born in the spring of 1989, Ellen Jonson's tumultuous rise to fame was a road paved with grief and hardwork, with median lines painted in tears. As a child, Ellen showed an abnormal interest in the paranormal, building seeminlgy meaningless contraptions that would "detect" and "nullify" spirits within and without a household. After she rid her neighborhood of dispelled ghosts, she moved onto much lore lofty theoretical scinece, and spent the next twelve years working on a time machine of a sort. In 2003, she suceeded, but to little fanfare. Many people didn't believe that her machine would actually take them to a time of their choosing and simply passed it off as a novelty gift to be sold in roadside diners and truck stops to amused passerby. For the next three years, Ellen lived in exile on a small island of the coast of Spain, continuing her inventing. During this time she discovered two new loves of hers, writing and film making. And in the summer of 2008, her first collaboration with director Quentin Tarantino will be out in theatres and is expected to win Oscars in every category, including, best original screeonplay, best original song, and best special effects. Ellen Jonson has surely made a name for herself since her days of time machines and ghost extermination, and we should only hope that she continues her upward climb into true godliness.

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